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HATE YOUR COMPUTER ?
Really want  to shoot your PC ?
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Don't. But you're saying
"I HATE MY COMPUTER ... PLEASE... SOMEONE... PLEASE...
SHOOT MY PC !!!"
That's where we can help.
It's mostly Bill's fault, and
 crapware developers...
but don't expect them to fix it...
good news, you can repair it yourself.

Scroll down for a lot of pc tips
plus a little stress relief from

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DO NOT TRY SHOOTING YOUR COMPUTER AT HOME OR OFFICE!!!
WE WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR
DUNDERHEADS INJURED WHILE SHOOTING COMPUTERS... LEAVE THAT JOB TO THE "PROFESSIONALS" AT
WWW.SHOOTMYPC.COM

  Instead, hang in there, you are not alone...
try counting to 10... wait, reboot the "computer", (I am using term computer loosely as "it" is probably no longer computing), ...then count to 10 again... reboot... repeat previous.. again & again & again ... etc.

OR CLICK ON THE VIDEO LINKS BELOW
FOR A LITTLE STRESS RELIEF

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VIDEO LINKS
AKA CLICK & WAIT

 "CLICKING" A HOW-TO VIDEO

Dual UZIs
vs.
Winduhs/Windoesn't
Which Boots Faster?
50x9mm Luger FMJ

vs.
Any Megahurts PC

 Dual Uzi mp4 version
Suggestion: View Double Size
Use R. & L. Arrows for
 Frame by Frame Playback
Looking for a pc you won't need to shoot?
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Want a p.c. that you never need to shoot? Buy a Mac.  www.apple.com
Your operating system is causing you to wanna shoot it?  www.linux.org
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If you are stuck with your virus grabbing, spy-ware loving, ad-ware adoring,
 pop-up-ing operating system most pc's run, you NEED these items:

   1. Grisoft's Free Anti-virus - http://free.grisoft.com/freeweb.php

   2. Yahoo's Free Toolbar - for stopping pop ups and spy-ware www.yahoo.com

   3. Adaware Free ad scanner
 www.download.com

   4. Spybot Search & Destroy Free Spy scanner - www.download.com

COUNT TO TEN VIDEO

CLICK HERE
Yes Here

 Just click on this link
Yes Just Click
CLICK HERE NOW
ANYWHERE ON THIS LINK!!!!

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Once you get your pc updated and scanning for crapware, you will fell less like shooting it.
But you will be wishing you had more memory, buy some, asap.  We suggest www.crucial.com

PLEASE Come back to our site
We are compiling a full menu of pc shooting clips...
 
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 check next week for new videos.

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Check out our  misc. Quicktime clips below.

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 Website Troubleshooting notes

If you don't have Quicktime,
 download the free player
 http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download/

If clips don't auto-open, try right click and save to desktop. Then double click the new icon  (newfilename.mov) on your desktop.
The movie clip may take a minute or more to load... hint, count to 10, repeat, etc. etc.)


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© ViP 2005   Stop again next week...  Website and clips created with an iMac circa 1999. Surprised? Don't be. The number of times it has failed me is less than the number of fingers it takes to hold down the Control-Alt-Delete keys on Your P.C. (Piece of Crap).

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REMINDER... WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DUNDERHEADS IMITATING OUR VIDEOS AND INJURIES RESULTING TO DUNDERHEADS OR PEOPLE OR PROPERTY IN THE VICINITY OF DUNDERHEADS.

WARNING: BULLETS KILL ... AS DOES ANY MIXTURE OF DUNDERHEADS WITH BULLETS AND/OR GUNS.  REMEMBER, GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, DUNDERHEADS WITH BULLETS KILL PEOPLE. 

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Basic Gun Safety Rules (ACTT)

1. Assume every gun to be loaded.

2. Control the muzzle–point guns in a safe direction.

3. Trigger Finger–keep your finger off the trigger until ready to fire.

4. Target–be sure of your target and beyond.

To help you remember these four basic rules, think of ACTT

Assume it is loaded
Control the muzzle
Trigger finger
Target and beyond
http://homestudy.ihea.com/firearmsafety/01actt.htm


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